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Technical Support Query
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Technical Support Query

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Football 10.3 and Beer 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?


"Dear Sir,

This is a very common problem that is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely an "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

WARNING!

DO NOT try to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources. Look in your manual under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install and run Girlfriend 8.0 or Mistress 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Even seemingly harmless programs such as Secretary in Short Skirt 3.11 can have a detrimental effect on the system.

Others have tried to run Girlfriend 8.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 8.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have also tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1.Nitestand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. The System will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance. Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0. are monthly use utilities such as TLC and Flowers 3.2, and frequently use Communicator 5.0.

P.S. Frequent use of the Escape Key is not recommended.
 
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